Friday, June 08, 2007

Hypochondria, anyone?

Well, I've been banned by my friend T the yoga health goddess from anymore Googling of medical conditions. Especially those related to infertility. As Tuesday approaches I have worked up a number of disastrous scenarios for my personal entertainment/torture.

1) The entirety of my insides are covered with endometriosis.

2) I am missing one ovary and the other one went on vacation and never came back.

3) Fallopian tubes tied in knots.

4) Elephantitis of the fallopian tubes.

All of these scenarios end with me traveling the country as a medical freak. Like the elephant man, but with crazy looking ovaries. I am not an animal!

You can see why I was banned. M went in for his end of things, so to speak, on Tuesday. I am assuming that we will get those results on the 12th. I think he's nervous, too, but all we can do is wait and see.

Thanks so much for all of your comments on my last post. It's good to know I'm not alone. Thanks to Cibele for the lovely card! Most of the US Braces Bunch should be getting their cookie recipe soon and the rest will go out this weekend.

There is a mission up so life will be slightly more hectic for the next few weeks. M will be in m.ission c.ontrol taking pictures and I will try to take the opportunity to do homework and catch up on cleaning and gardening.

Godspeed, Atlantis!


Cibele said...

I am so happy that you got my card. I know it is easy to think about the worse outcome possible for everything but I am hoping for the best for you on Tuesday my dear!!! Thanks for the hugs and words of support on my blog. Some days are harder than others and I am trying not to lose my faith in the process. I am sure that even if we drift way from God he never abandons us.

Courtney said...

Good luck on your appointment today. I will be thinking about you and hoping for the best possible outcome!

Baby Blues said...

Stay away from Googling!!! Too much information could drive you crazy. :-)

Becks said...

Oh I do hope you get some good news with the results - I will be crossing my fingers for a happy outcome. Keep smiling x

Inconceivable said...

Good luck on the appointment today!!

TeamWinks said...

Oh, yes, googling has been my worst enemey! I finally forced myself to leave Dr. Google alone.